5 Jokes for January

Hey Kangaroos and Diamonds,

I will be starting a five jokes for the month, starting in January. I think it will be a good side quest in late of other adventures. Sometimes you need a little laugh in your life.

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  1. Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood
  2. Why couldn’t the bike stand up for itself? It was two tired
  3. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high? She looked surprised
  5. A man with five head, three legs and no arms walk up to a bus stop. The bus driver pulls up and remarks, “You look armless”