Hey Kangaroos and Diamonds,
I will be starting a five jokes for the month, starting in January. I think it will be a good side quest in late of other adventures. Sometimes you need a little laugh in your life.
- Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood
- Why couldn’t the bike stand up for itself? It was two tired
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high? She looked surprised
- A man with five head, three legs and no arms walk up to a bus stop. The bus driver pulls up and remarks, “You look armless”